How To Be A Basic White Girl: The Tutorial

Aubrey R. Stuart

Step 1: Purchase a pair of all white Air-force 1's, then crease them and throw dirt on them until they're yellow and brown. Do NOT forget to ruin the laces, or else all of that work means nothing. (Alternative shoe- Black and white Jordan's.)

Step 2: Be SURE to convince daddy to buy you an all white Grand-Cherakee. Then, Fill the entire backseet with old bags of Chick-fil-A and Starbucks. Don't forget to brag about your all white Grand-Cherake to every living and breathing person that you come across on the planet earth. Make sure you name your new Jeep something as genaric and plain as yourself.

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Step 3: You 100% have to purchase a Starbucks pumpkin spice latte whenever tis' the season. You keep it with you at all times. You also have to brag about how much you LOVEEEEEE coffee, even though you only drink milkshakes from starbucks.

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