The Perfect Death
Description
This MLG soup is made of only the best of the worst ingredients.
(You are no longer safe)
Ingredients
- 1 2 liter conk
- 1 2 liter moutain dew
- 1 fully ripe aluminati fruit
- 1 box of frosted kids(ogre size)
- A big appetite
- An obama prism
- A knife
- Health insurance(wich wont help you)
- A stomach
- A bowl
- Eyes
- A head
- Arms
- Hands
- A hazmat suit
Directions
- worship item 6 (Obama prism) and set off to the side
- put on hazmat suit
- Slam bowl on table with almost enough force to break it
- Add item 1 and 2
- Cut up item 3 (iluminati fruit) with item 7 (knife)
- Add item 4 and
- Mix with spoon
- Take off hazmat
- Enjoy the soup
- Quickly write ur will in 5 minutes
- Die with no evidence or pain!!! XD XD